May 2013
buttlid:
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I think about you constantly and it sucks.
itsrainingexcuses:
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.
aquus:
i just thought of the cheeto girls and laughed really hard and then i made this
“My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.”
– Jonathan Carroll (via hellanne)
Bill Hader to Leave Saturday Night Live →
speakingofconsuelo:
When Bill Hader leaves “Saturday Night Live” at the end of the season, he will take a collection of colorful characters with him.
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
“You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just...”
– We Bought a Zoo (2011)
